Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Doncha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me. Someone posted this on my friend's facebook wall, and I thought it was pretty funny. And naughty. And all those good things:

Stilettos $80
Nails done $30
Cute Dress $90

Finding out he eats PUSSY…………………………Priceless

Shit it Pays to DISCOVER!!!!!!!!
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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 19, 2005 10:10 AM

    *runs to check Facebook wall*

    Shit.

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  2. The LizOctober 19, 2005 10:26 PM

    Dear monsieur anonymous poster,

    I do not know why you'd assume that I'd post such a thing on your facebook wall. Nor do you have a pussy which can be eaten. So, really, what could you have discovered?

    It is good to know, however, that you have a penchant for high fashion and an appreciation of men who are willing to savor the female organ. Well done.

    Thanks for posting. I always appreciate nonsensical addendums to my bloggular ramblings.

    xo,
    T.L.

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