They're not even a real country anyway. For those of you who were wondering why I went AWOL earlier this week, I was sent to Toronto on business. Now Toronto is a beautiful and clean city, but it is boring as hell. Before you Canada fans jump down my throat, I have a legitimate reason for thinking Toronto is hella lame: No one could tell me one thing I had to do while I was in Canada. In any other major city, any taxi driver or man-on-the-street could tell me at least five interesting things to do or visit in the city. No one I asked--and I asked many people--could tell me one effing thing to do.
On the bright side, I can now raise the number of radio/tv towers to three...four if you count the Tour Eiffel. Can you name them all?
"I am The Liz, eh?"
ReplyDeleteToronto is hella boring, even going to baseball games in one of the coolest stadiums ever built is boring. It is only fun if you a 19 year old american, and even then you are better off just sticking with Niagra Falls or Montreal, whicever is closer.
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