Thursday, November 30, 2006

If everything could ever be this good again.
Best. Birthday gift. Ever. Holy shit, Sus, you just rocked my socks off.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

I'll remember. Two Years Ago in B-List Celebrity Sightings:

Recently, I was asked why there haven't been many celebrity sightings on the T.L. Here's the truth: I actually see plenty of celebrities, but for the life of me I can't remember their names. I rarely forget a face, but names can be like smoke through a chimney for me...or something.

Anyway, this celebrity sighting actually has a little bit of a story to it. Two years ago, I was walking through Grand Central when I saw a celebrity walking towards me but I couldn't for the life of me remember his name or anything he'd been in. Flash forward to Saturday. I went to the theater and was flipping through a playbill when what do I see but a picture of said B-list celebrity from Grand Central. Huzzah! The next day while brushing my teeth, I remembered the movie I'd seen him in.

Without further delay, I present to you, "With Honors" alum Josh Hamilton walking through Grand Central, wearing a kicky little scarf. This also makes me one degree away from Patrick Dempsey. Yum.

I don't know about you, but I feel much better.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

It's good enough for me. I just LOLed all over myself.

Friday, November 10, 2006

Flawless, absolutely flawless. I suppose "thou shalt not put thy dick up another man's butt" trumps "thou shalt not kill" in the Commandment department? Good thing to know that crazies exist in all religions. I was worried.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Home of the brave. Now that we've kicked some Republican ass, I think it's time we make all their dreams come true. Bring on the crazy liberal agenda. Wooo!