Tuesday, February 27, 2007

I will slice. This headline made me really sad.

Cheney unhurt in blast

On the one hand, Cheney is evil. On the other, I shouldn't root for him to die... should I? This is going to bother me all day now.

Saturday, February 24, 2007

It starts out easy, something simple. As many of you know, I have periodically relocated to across the Atlantic. But fear not, this blog is not completely dead. It's just that, well, I don't have much time for celebrity gossip, and there aren't any celebrities to sight here because of all the politics, so many of my favorite categories will have to remain dormant. I am probably more upset about this than you are.

In addition to missing spotting random celebrities walking down New York streets, I also miss all forms of Asian food, non-hard water, reliable heating, non-bee-infested apartments, spring mattresses, water boilers, Garnier Fructis shampoo and conditioner, and Sundays. These are all things I can't seem to find reliably and consistently here. If anyone would like to FedEx me some sushi, I would be eternally grateful. However, I do not miss my old job, dress codes, parental supervision, or Fridays.

That said, I will endeavor to make more consistent updates and spare you from the horror of repeated Confederate Army Soldier viewings.