If everything could ever be this good again.
Best. Birthday gift. Ever. Holy shit, Sus, you just rocked my socks off.

I'll remember. Two Years Ago in B-List Celebrity Sightings:

Recently, I was asked why there haven't been many celebrity sightings on the T.L. Here's the truth: I actually see plenty of celebrities, but for the life of me I can't remember their names. I rarely forget a face, but names can be like smoke through a chimney for me...or something.

Anyway, this celebrity sighting actually has a little bit of a story to it. Two years ago, I was walking through Grand Central when I saw a celebrity walking towards me but I couldn't for the life of me remember his name or anything he'd been in. Flash forward to Saturday. I went to the theater and was flipping through a playbill when what do I see but a picture of said B-list celebrity from Grand Central. Huzzah! The next day while brushing my teeth, I remembered the movie I'd seen him in.

Without further delay, I present to you, "With Honors" alum Josh Hamilton walking through Grand Central, wearing a kicky little scarf. This also makes me one degree away from Patrick Dempsey. Yum.

I don't know about you, but I feel much better.

It's good enough for me. I just LOLed all over myself.

Flawless, absolutely flawless. I suppose "thou shalt not put thy dick up another man's butt" trumps "thou shalt not kill" in the Commandment department? Good thing to know that crazies exist in all religions. I was worried.

Home of the brave. Now that we've kicked some Republican ass, I think it's time we make all their dreams come true. Bring on the crazy liberal agenda. Wooo!