Phrase of the day: "Sweet Lucifer's fistula." I stumbled upon it while wasting time on the Institute of Official Cheer's website. Descriptive, no? Try to use it in a sentence today. I'm sure you'll make some very special new friends if you do.

In passing, the minute I read the word "fistula" I immediately thought of Lous XIV. I am such a Frenchie.