Tuesday, August 09, 2005

God bless the child that's got his own. Okay, I know I'm this big feminist and I majored in WOST, equal rights, etc. but I gotta say, being pretty is awesome! Today's example: I went to a gourmet deli to get a sandwich and the owner gave me a free iced coffee. I have no idea why. I told him I didn't want an iced coffee because I was trying to cut down on my caffeine, but he gave me one anyway. This isn't the first time this has happened. I've had people give me extra cookies or undercharge me for things just for being good looking. In these instances, my sense of moral outrage is diluted by my intense frugality. I'm telling you, you can go anywhere in this world by being attractive and personable. Up with inequality! It saves me money!


Pat said...

Pffft...presumably you will quietly accept the next time you receive poorer than average treatment when someone makes a subjective evaluation that you aren't attractive.

The Liz said...

I'm not worried about it. It'll never happen. Mwa ha ha haaaaaa!