Ticking clock; everyone stop. I got my alum magazine in the mail today, and it made me so mad. It was all about the new campus center, and this thing is ridiculous! It's gorgeous and modern and has tons of windows and it's not fair! Stupid Swells, opening your gorgeous new student center the second I graduate. Here's the letter I want to write them:
FUCK YOU SWELLS, I DIDN'T GET TO HANG OUT IN YOUR SUPER-AWESOME CAMPUS CENTER.
p.s. Your career services suck.
In other news, my dog is asleep on my legs and he's snoring. It's really funny.
2 comments:
They destroyed my student center (Loeb) after my freshman year and had a replacement ready just in time after my graduation... it was especially nice since commuters didn't have much a place to crash and we weren't allowed in dorms b/c we could be a threat to the on-campus students ;)
That doesn't surprise me. You are pretty creepy. I wouldn't want you in my dorm either.
Burn!
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