Doncha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me. Someone posted this on my friend's facebook wall, and I thought it was pretty funny. And naughty. And all those good things:
Stilettos $80
Nails done $30
Cute Dress $90
Finding out he eats PUSSY…………………………Priceless
Shit it Pays to DISCOVER!!!!!!!!
2 comments:
*runs to check Facebook wall*
Shit.
Dear monsieur anonymous poster,
I do not know why you'd assume that I'd post such a thing on your facebook wall. Nor do you have a pussy which can be eaten. So, really, what could you have discovered?
It is good to know, however, that you have a penchant for high fashion and an appreciation of men who are willing to savor the female organ. Well done.
Thanks for posting. I always appreciate nonsensical addendums to my bloggular ramblings.
xo,
T.L.
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