Bless me with Athena. You know that you've been living with someone for too long when conversations such as the following occur:
J: I put the thingy on the thingies . . . you know, that goes on the thingy . . . Whoa, did anyone actually understand that?
Me: Yeah . . . I did. Somehow, I did . . . you put the foam covers on the ends of your earbuds. *contemplates* Holy shit!

Yes, it is truly sad *shakes head in shame*